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Mon Jul 27

Another Fantastic Ors Quote

In the aquarium at the Mandaly Bay hotel in Las Vegas next to a piranha exhibit which for some reason featured an open top at about five feet high. There was a lady standing at the exhibit whose only job was to keep people from putting their various extremities in the piranha infested water.

Ors: Can I put my finger in there?

Lady: No.

Ors: Can I put my son’s finger in there?

Lady: …No.

Ors: …Can I put your finger in there?

Lady: ….