Thu
Jul
16
Quote from a Spongebob episode
Spongebob and Patrick are trying to sell chocolate bars door to door and dress up in gauze and crutches to brew up some sympathy. When they do this however, a bandage clad man strapped to an IV answers the door.
When Spongebob tells the man that he and Patrick have suffered brain trauma and internal bleeding the man responds:
“Wow, some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”
